You’ve heard the old saying, “Women: you can’t live with them; you can’t live without them” or the even more popular version, “Women: you can’t live with them; you can’t shoot them”.
Either way you look at it women drive men crazy (in a negative way) and women drive men crazy (in a positive way).
What is it about women that men hate and what still makes men keep coming back for more?
What Men Hate About Women
1. They talk too much.
Have you ever heard a woman talk on the phone? Jeez-us, you’ll hear her jabber and jabber for a long period of time without even taking a breath. Then there will be dead silence for a long time. This isn’t because she’s done talking. In fact, that’ll neverhappen.
Instead, it’s because she’s giving her friend a chance to jabber and jabber without taking a breath. The bad thing is that they talk the same way to men, and expect us to listen and then respond! What they don’t realize is that men don’t have that long of an attention span for anything except sports, food, and sex.
2. They spend too much money.
It’s no secret that women love to shop. In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if women were the ones that invented the jewelry store and the mall. If they want to spend their own money on petty things such as designer clothes, jewelry, and makeup, then men have no problem with it. The problem comes in when they go shopping with their man’s money.
3. They nag and bitch a lot.
If you’re a single guy, then you may not have encountered this yet. A lot of women are really sneaky about it. She’ll be very sweet and seem as if she’s the perfect match for you. So, you decide to marry her, then wham! All of a sudden this monstrous beast comes out in her like you’ve never seen. She wants to know why she always has to beg you to take out the trash and why she never gets any help with the housework.
She tells you what a loser you are because you didn’t call to tell her you were going to the bar after work and she makes it a federal case when you want to hang out with your friends. As she’s calling you a loser and telling you all the things that you do wrong, she then says that she feels unappreciated. What happened to that sweet little angel you were with prior to getting married?
4. They have mood swings, show their emotions for everyone to see, and cry often.
Women can have some wicked mood swings, especially at particular times of the month, so they claim. Some women are moody all the time. One minute they can be screaming at you for something you did and the next minute they can be crying because they’re sorry they treated you like that and they’ll tell you how much they love you.
What ever happened to consistency? This can happen so fast that a lot of times that it has men’s heads spinning. Also, men are taught from an early age not to show too much in the way of emotions. Getting too emotional is weak. Apparently no one ever told women this. In fact, someone must have told women that they should show more emotions to make up for what their men don’t show.
5. They have mothers.
Again, if you’re a single guy, you may not yet know what I’m talking about. However, once you’re married, you get introduced to a force more evil than your wife. It’s called the mother-in-law. A mother-in-law doesn’t have bouts of being sweet and she will never tell you how much she loves you or appreciates you.
She’s just nasty and bitchy all the time. You’ll be convinced that she has a vendetta against you, especially since every time you see her, she gives you the “I’m going to kill you in your sleep” look.
What Men Love About Women
1. They satisfy a man’s sexual needs.
While it may be true that not all women will satisfy every sexual desire men have, they will satisfy a man’s need. A man’s sexual needs are very basic. They just need sex. That’s it. Nothing complex, just plain good old-fashioned sex. Anything else is a bonus. For most men, this is the number one coolest thing about women.
2. They cook.
Traditionally, women are the ones that do the cooking. Although some women don’t or won’t cook, as a rule women love to cook for their men. You’ve heard the old saying, “A way to man’s heart is through is stomach”. It’s true - well, mostly.
3. They clean the house.
Apparently women can see dirt before men because they seem to constantly be cleaning. They may bitch a bit when they do it, but if you can learn to tune the bitching out, it’s really nice. You don’t have to lift a finger and your house is clean all the time! How great is that? You can be watching Sunday afternoon football and by the time the game is over, your house is clean. Now, that’s magical.
4. Men love the way women look.
Men may often complain that women spend too much money. Of course, it’s true. However, once in a while, when they go shopping, they will purchase some incredibly hot lingerie, a sexy bikini, or a tight little outfit that shows off all of her curves in all the right places. The spending money part still sucks, but showing it off is a great benefit.
5. They make men feel important.
All you have to do is show a woman a little respect and buy her flowers every once in a while and in return, she will think that you are the most amazing person in the world. When she’s not bitching, she’ll show you just how much she appreciates you and will be very loyal. You may perceive this as being clingy, and often times women are, but the fact that she worships you is pretty cool.
Most younger men they feel that the bad outweighs the good and that’s why they don’t get married right away. As men get older, they start to realize that there’s a lot to be said for having a home cooked meal, a clean house, a sexy woman, feeling important, and having sex on a regular basis. How about you? Does the good outweigh the bad or does the bad outweigh the good?
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